Later, Monday!

What the hell is it about Monday that makes me want to punch senile old men and rip my cuticles off? Every time I think about how much I detest the beginning of the week I picture a random screenshot from The Breakfast Club in which someone has scribbled "I hate Mondays" on a locker in black marker. I grew up watching that movie and really not understanding what was so bad about the misfit day. Well, that ignorance has been permanently shattered, because I don't remember the last time in my adult life where a Monday was fanfuckingtastic!!

/Rant


So, its Tuesday, I'm feeling great. I forced myself to the gym last night just because the post-holiday bulge is weighing heavy on my middle and my mind. Combine Mom's great baking skills and my new found relationship with a food inhaler/non-gainer (aka a MAN) and I've racked up an easy 10 pounds since November. Its a tad disheartening, but only really pushes me to look awesome for summer and my b-day. Thus, I will tackle my Groupon I bought back in October) for a bootcamp class, and sweat my ass off this evening. Should be awesomely awful.

I also invested in a camera over the holiday, so I think its about time I step up my preemy blog skills and start posting those too. We shall see!

Happy New Year!

I'm fully aware of the New Year's cliches, and while I managed to steer clear of the black-eyed peas and collard greens (my Northern roots and hangover mostly to blame), I don't consider myself too persnickity to avoid making some resolutions. Still, instead of going into some great explanation or rant about my reasonings behind each resolution, I've decided to keep it short and more fun for the eyes. Thus, my first ever New Year's picture resolutions! Bring it 2012!

In no particular order...